My life as a teenage tuba

I'm Mackenzie and I play the tuba/sousaphone. I'm 16, female, USA. I like Homestuck, Doctor Who, Supernatural,OITNB, and so much more. I mostly just reblog whatever I find entertaining! My Snapchat is also TheSecretSousa

Sep 2

foxhero:

*browses own blog* amazing

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Sep 1


modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

(via lornacrowleys)


fartgallery:

I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK

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cyberdisgusting:

dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between

(via fake-mermaid)


netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school likeimage

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I’m Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

itslikethatfrenchthing:

salvadorolliesout:

superjellycake:

mydollyaviana:

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

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but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

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I—

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flordemilraices:

vinebox:

When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off

I
Can’t
Stop
Watching
This

(via kayla-appreciation-blog)


vinebox:

Momma came in so smooth

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captaintightpanties:

does anyone remember law4kids

like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW

i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself

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BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES

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AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING

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(via kayla-appreciation-blog)



Aug 31

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

(via kittykurloz)


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